He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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