honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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