Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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