I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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