I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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