census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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