how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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