names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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