So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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