sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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