Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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