Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You don't make any sense
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I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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