found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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