It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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