it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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