We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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