Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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