After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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