Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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