I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You made out with two different species that night
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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