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is your mom at the bar?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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