his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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