I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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