He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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