i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I had to cum in my sink.
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