My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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