i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I will pee on everything he values.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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