She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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