hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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