I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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