I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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