My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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