There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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