There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
