just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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