I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I still have a little drunk in my system
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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