Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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