My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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