i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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