do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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