Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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