During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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