my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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