what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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