You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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