are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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