Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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