google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
tell your sister to shave her snatch
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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