Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
