I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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