I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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