I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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