playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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