If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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