I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize