i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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