TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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